Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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