i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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