okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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