It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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