escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
