Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
So squirting runs in the family.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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