Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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