so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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