I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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