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her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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