he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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