So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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