i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
