make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Randomize
