K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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