Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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