im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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