non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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