he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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