well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
