In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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