Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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