Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
