Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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