yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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