ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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