if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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