Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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