Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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