you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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