Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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