Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
my poor anus
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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