you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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