Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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