He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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