I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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