Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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