You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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