she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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