oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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