people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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