My brain says no but my pants say off.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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