recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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