Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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