At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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