My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
