just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
