have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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