i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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