He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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