he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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