This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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