I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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