It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize