I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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